Theres two kinds of people

I was in Starbucks the other day and there was this really interesting looking girl across the the way and I was thinkin wow I wonder what she does for a living, then she put a cig in her mouth lit it took a deep drag and sloooowly blew it out of her nose. I went back to my paper.

Some people gamble on the horses too they 'say' they get a bit of fun out of it. You put some money on a horse in the hope of it winning so you can make a load of money for doing nothin! weh heh heyyyyy. Sounds great dunit. But you don't win, you lose the money and you feel like shit for being a twat, but that don't stop you doin it again! and again! hahahaha wot a twat you are, you carn't stop yourself. Why? Some people would say 'arrr but yer never know! it could be your lucky day!' mmm. LUCK. wots luck? wot does that 'word' mean? you can be 'lucky' and 'unlucky', I'll tell you: unlucky means BAD and lucky means GOOD thats it. Anyway the answer to the question of why they do it is: because their twats. Simple. Sorry for not getting into it a bit deeper but there is no need, if you work for money and then give it away thats a good word to discribe you.

If you work for money and spend it on drink you get some thing back! alchohol plus you get drunk, you get what you payed for, carn't argue with that.

Can you see where I'm going? you will.

You have heard the saying 'theres only two kinds of people in this world winners and losers!' now if you believe in any of these: luck, star signs, ghosts, aliens, god, the devil, heaven, hell, demons, magic, ect ect, theres no points for guessing which one you are! hahaha, let me tell you, about you, you don't earn much money, and if you drive its probly a ford escort, and you've been to spain twice once with your parents, your parents have got double glazing, stone cladding, a caravan and they both SMOKE and so do YOU.

To smoke costs about £5 a packet and gives you CANCER thats it.

To use heroin costs about £5 a go, but it wont kill you and it makes you feel happy apparently. ( it will kill you if you take too much but so will paracetamol)

When the nicotine in a smokers bloodstream drops below a cetain level they feel the need to suck smoke deep into their lungs to top it up again. Why bother?

It costs £5 and gives you CANCER thats it.

I could have gone over to the girl and said choose life but that would have made me the idiot.

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Do you know what piss's me off with Macdonalds it's not that they are selling shit which they are or that it's expensive shit which it is, it's the bullshit. They think coz we eat shit we must be cunts and there not far wrong ha-ha come on lets face it! But theres no need to insist you talk shit in order to eat shit!
I go in some times because I'm a sad cunt who aint got no one to cook for me, and I carn't be arsed cooking myself which is probly a common reason. 'Quarter pounder large chips and a diet coke' (I'm on a diet haha) 'Is that a LARGE MEAL DEAL sir? now I'm supposed to say yes please thus agreeing with them that a poxy fuckin 1/4 lb cheese burger and one potato sliced into fuckin anorexic smack-head models of chips is a fuckin LARGE MEAL which it aint, it aint even a meal, but costs £3.49 if you agree, thats the DEAL, but if you say 'fuckoff prick just give me what I asked for' it's £4.05 for the items individualy. Wot do you do? do you say yes please make it a LARGE MEAL DEAL! or do you go with option 2 and pay the extra? mmm decisions decisions. Answers on a post card please to . . . or you can call our toll free number . . .

An Idiots guild to politics

In around 400 bc some very inteligent people got together and came up with the best way to run a country, they were to name just two Socrates and his friend Plato two of the most famous greek academics (i call them that coz i carn't spell philosifers) They came up with our system of goverment what we today call democracy which has it's foundation in 'logic & reason'
They said that the people should rule, the people should decide amongst themselfs what they want and the leaders should be elected by the people to do the peoples bidding, this is democracy, simple, perfect, who could argue with that?
The people of the world want peace and our leaders have been elected to do our bidding. But there seems to be alot of killing going on. Presumably this is to keep the peace mmm. Our soldiers have sworn to give there lives for our countrys and we feel safe & protected because of them they are our defenders! but I'm sure that they don't really want to give there lives well not unless it's absolutely necessary. Now for the jewish soldiers it is absolutely necessary because they have to kill all the palestinians before there can be peace, the jews know that and just want the soldiers to get on with it, but the jewish people are different nobody else has or would invade and then try to evict a whole race of people from there own country. British people for example want peace but Tony (or is it Anthony?) told us it was absolutely necessary to INVADE Iraq . . . are you thinking what I'm thinking . . why tony? what have they done to us? I can answer that quite easily, nothing, nothing atall ever, I'm not saying I like Iraqs' I don't know any! and I'm not a politician but I don't think I have to be to know that what he did was wrong He invaded a country that had done nothing to us, that was falling apart & on the brink of poverty because of the economic sanctions that stopped it trading with the rest of the world for the last 10 years! He said boasting we will use shock and Ore, he sent an armarda of planes like the world has never seen full of bombs and dropped them on the Iraqi people again and again and again but thats ok because he was making it safe for our troops to invade on the ground we don't want them getting shot at. How do you defend yourself against that kind of aggression . . 'give up your nuclear weapons' they told Iraq but not only did they have no nuclear weapons or planes or radar there soldiers didn't even have boots, can you imagine what it must have been like for the Iraqi civilians? the noise from the planes so high up and so many as their pay load was released and before the 500lb bombs started to land the people must have thought, Why are you doing this too us?. Your sitting on a sea of Oil.
Shame on you tony what you did was a crime against humanity.

Good job I'm sick

BIG ISSUE BIG ISSUE. I'm sick of hearing that shit everytime I'm in town I feel like saying: but it's not is it mate, it used to be yea, but not anymore so shut the fuck up you cunt. If they can do that surely they can get a job! I mean there's another twat on the other corner eveniiiiiiiiig stannnnnndaaarrrd but he gets paid it's a job. Why don't you do that you scruffy cunt.

Hey I found a great site today I think it's called tickle I put a link to it on this site on the right under 'links' called 'take my IQ test' I'd never taken an IQ test before but It's really good fun try it. I did and I was quite suprized I thought there would be real university challenge questions and I'd never get a chance to hit the buzzer but no! It's all about your powers of logic and reasoning, I scored above average weh heh hey! ha-ha-ha it cheered me up I can tell you, it told me I was a word smith who can understand complex arguments and then explain then plainly, imagine that! I scored 120 try it and let me know how you get on.

maybe not

Ive been thinking about wot I wrote earlier . . Is conscience man made. I'm goin for it yes, O well wot about your loved ones your thinking u'd feel bad if you hurt them in some way! yes thats true, but its you that hurts, it's hurtin yourself, everyone feels bad wen they bump their car right? especially if they really like it! hahaha. Wot am I trying to say I hear myself and others thinking.
This: Your on your own. I admire people who are willing to die for others or a cause like the men / boys from palestine who strap bombs to themself. But they are fools. Really, wot the fuck! religion woz invented by rich people to control the poor people so they would'nt kill them or take their things because people are self centred and get jelous, religion grew out of mythology the god of rain of thunder ect ect, thou shall not kill, rule number one haha a man with plenty of money wrote that not god. There is no god, but the 'name' 'god' has saved the weak from certain death and created civilization, a good thing? duno, we would all be alot better of if we had never heard of 'money' the new god.

Anyway, on a lighter note, I had some toast b4 and a glass of milk, I've stopped drinkin alchohol
I stopped smokin 3 months ago too weh heh hey!
I'm from manchester in the north of the uk I lived in London for nearly 10 years then came home but I'm going back in the nx couple of weeks I wanna live in the world again. I like the usa too, it's a love hate relationship really, I admire them or you if your american, like I admire the palestinians but ina diff way it must be nice to be american if your american does that make sense? duno, it's like not being attracted to fat women then you see one wavin her hips walkin tall chest out shoulders back with the look in her eye that tells you she knows you want her and guess wot! you do, you do now hahaha confidence!

I'd like to tell you wot I think of the jews but thats illegal haha thats how much money they have! they 've invented a new word and made it illegal the words 'anti-semitism' O no racizm aint good enough for them. I don't like nigerians either it's not the colour of their skin it's the people themselves there culture they use your 'civilizedness' (I just made that word up but you know what I mean) against you, Why am I not allowed to mention this although it's a fact? wot happened to freedom of speech? Have you ever wonderd why the jewish people have had so many problems? I have and it took me along time to work it out wana know wot it is? rasizm, they are rasist haha I carn't even spell it! wot I mean is this they believe in there religion that they are the chosen people of god! really! and! they and only they are going to the kingdom of heaven when they die, the rest of us (everyone who aint a jew is a gentile) 'this is were the expression 'jews and gentiles' comes from' are going to hell were unclean we are not to be associated with, you can not decide to become a jew and save yourself haha coz both your parents have to be jewish so your fucked. Those people have so much money they 'bought' a country called palestine re-named it Isreal and kicked all the palestinians out, I mean wot the fuck! and when they get upset about this and don't go about getting the jews out of there country by askin them nicely, they are almost wiped out of existence by the might of the Isrealie army one could call it genocide it aint none of my biz but if the jews really wana get rid ov them why dont they just gas them.

Well it's getting late better get some kip, I'd been thinkin of doing a log for a while but could'nt think of wot to say, found out tonight it just comes natural, its just logic gone mad.