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Do you know what piss's me off with Macdonalds it's not that they are selling shit which they are or that it's expensive shit which it is, it's the bullshit. They think coz we eat shit we must be cunts and there not far wrong ha-ha come on lets face it! But theres no need to insist you talk shit in order to eat shit!
I go in some times because I'm a sad cunt who aint got no one to cook for me, and I carn't be arsed cooking myself which is probly a common reason. 'Quarter pounder large chips and a diet coke' (I'm on a diet haha) 'Is that a LARGE MEAL DEAL sir? now I'm supposed to say yes please thus agreeing with them that a poxy fuckin 1/4 lb cheese burger and one potato sliced into fuckin anorexic smack-head models of chips is a fuckin LARGE MEAL which it aint, it aint even a meal, but costs £3.49 if you agree, thats the DEAL, but if you say 'fuckoff prick just give me what I asked for' it's £4.05 for the items individualy. Wot do you do? do you say yes please make it a LARGE MEAL DEAL! or do you go with option 2 and pay the extra? mmm decisions decisions. Answers on a post card please to . . . or you can call our toll free number . . .